MelSaidWhat

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

epichumour:

damn well they did say please there go my weekend plans

(via nahthatsnotveryraven)

Have you ever felt so discontented, yet had no idea what was actually wrong with you? All you knew is that you feel bad, and unfulfilled. Emotionally,I mean. Just feel empty. You don’t know what you want or need. That’s me. Now.

Seasons

I spent all damn winter thinking, ” Oh my cheesus christmas it’s too cold! I’m going to freeze!” First day is nice out and I’m now like, ” Holy shit it’s hot as balls, I’m dying of heat stroke can it be winter again?” IT’S LIKE SEVENTY DEGREES OUT! SCORCHING

Jesus

“He died for us! Love him!” No. He died because he bled out. Because he got staked. To a cross. Off the ground. With giant wooden stakes. In his wrists and ankles. That is why he died. He probably would not die for US. “Swag” and “yolo” aren’t life worthy causes.

P.S. He was from the middle east. He probably wasn’t Caucasian with brown hair. Just saying.

Yeah.

My entire existence is one of those “You know that awkward moment when…” stories.

Made Completely Out of “predict a word” on my Kindle :)

Here goes:
I don’t know what I meant to be a guy would be able to get the job interview. The second exit from my tablet and the guy who lets me and my friend Sean just want you. The first one of my life bro. I’m not going downstairs and I am not sure what you want me to get. Don’t worry about it anymore because they are all the way to go. That sucks Donkey Kong and I don’t even understand that. Bro, do you even lift? Then she says yes to the hospital with a stick around the world. Haha I’m not a lesbian. The second exit from the letters to be a guy. But the movie Labyrinth and the guy who is the best obviously not sure.


~~Thank you for wasting your time with a paragraph poorly written by my Kindle. :)

fffcuk:

being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

Yes… yes I have. I am the kid that eats in the bathroom and hopes nobody knifes her while she’s drinking her Apple juice.

(via sexualbananajokes)

The Broke Life

Can’t even afford a $5.25 copy of Sail by AWOLNATION….
I didn’t choose the broke life, the broke life chose me.
Then my world exploded.

Whew. That penny.

“It can all be yours for just 19.99!” “Whew, that was close. 20.00 would’ve pushed me over. Couldn’t have done that. Now I save that penny!” Who has actually said that????